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Husband: “Where is yesterday’s newspaper?” The wife said, “I wrapped the garbage in it.” The husband said, “Oh, I wanted to read it.” So the wife said, “There wasn’t much to see. Just some orange peels and coffee grounds.” 

Where are you from, Choco? (Philadelphia.) Philadelphia? Who did your hair? I want to know. (My daughter.) Oh, yes? She’s a hairdresser? (No.) Or just do it with love? (Yes, she did it with love.) Wow, it’s beautiful, hey? I’ve never seen such an unusual hairstyle before. Have you? […] Really unusual. If she is a hairdresser, she would’ve probably won some medal. “Hairdresser of the Year” or something. 

Johnny’s wife was not so good with money and, determined to economize, he had decided to have a talk with her about it. He was hoping. So the following day he met up with his mate. The mate said, “So, do you think your little talk worked?” So, Johnny said, “Yeah, I think so. I’m going to give up drinking and smoking.” “Economize.” He wanted to tell the wife to economize, but then she told him to stop smoking and drinking. That’s also (Yes.) economizing. That’s even better for him, no? (Yes.) Good, good. That’s how they save money.