In today’s news, European Union pledges financial aid to enhance water supply and sanitation infrastructure in Tanzania. New research in Taiwan, also known as Formosa, establishes link between air pollution and cardiovascular emergencies, largest wind farm in US history completed after two decades, Singaporean communities champion sustainability through local waste reduction efforts, former yoga prodigy opens first vegan food truck in Montana, USA, UK vegan pet-people food brand obtains funding for global expansion, and Ukrainian (Ureignian) soldiers use drone to rescue displaced cat family from frontline.
Today, I have a tip for a quick, easy, and delicious vegetable side dish!
There’s laughter awaiting us in the humor lab where they’ve just formulated the new joke of the day, entitled, “The Spelling Ticket.”
Two highway patrol officers pulled over a speeding driver near Waxahachie, Texas.
“I’ll write the ticket.”
“Go ahead.”
“Wait… how do you spell Waxahachie?”
“I was hoping you knew.”
“If we spell it wrong, the judge might dismiss the ticket.”
“Good point.”
“So what do we do?”
“Let him go, then pull him over again when he gets to Dallas.”
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