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A man went into a bookshop, and he asked, “Where is the book that says that you can have a happy life in marriage?” So the shop assistant replied, “In the fiction section.” So the man asked again, “Well, how about the art of couple relationships?” The shop assistant replied, “Oh, that’s a martial arts novel. […]”
And little Johnny said, “Oh, the teacher was reading the Bible to us, all about the children of Israel building this temple and the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea. The children of Israel do this, do that. What have all the adults been doing?” […]
A husband said to his wife, “The TV weather forecast is not correct. Yesterday, it said there would be rain today, but there’s not a drop at all.” So the wife said, “I told you already that this TV set is too old to be trusted. We need a new one.” So cute. […]
