In today’s news, Qatar Charity carries out medical campaign in Senegal to help prevent blindness. Bhutan faces growing risk of glacier-related disasters, French farmers embrace exotic crops amid changing weather, animal-people law forum calls for stronger enforcement in Philippines, vigilant lifeguard saves multiple tourists from drowning in Spain, leading US tortilla and flatbread maker introduces new vegan chips, and program in South Africa connects shelter dog-people and at-risk youth.
Let’s hop on the hilarity bus and ride to a fun moment with the joke we have on hand, entitled “A Major League Appetite.”
A man walking past a local park saw something unbelievable — a horse-person standing at home plate with a baseball bat in its mouth. A teenager threw the pitch, and the horse-individual sent the ball sailing over the fence for an impressive home run.
“That was incredible! This horse-person should be playing professionally!”
“I wouldn’t get too excited. He’s terrible at running the bases.”
“Is he slow?”
“Not at all. But when he reaches first base, he notices the grass and decides it’s lunchtime.”
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