It is fun! It’s fun! I’ll introduce you to my psychics group. Come here! You guys, come up to have some fun. Come here, come here! So, OK, I’ll tell you what: I don’t want to be responsible for which country I should stay. So, I’m going to ask these people. If they see everything’s OK, if they say OK, I go. So I’m not responsible. So you don’t ever blame me anything! And if you want to blame, it’s them! Come here. […] Anybody else who’s psychic, come here! Hey, let’s play for fun. It’s my birthday!
I think “How amazing that they look outside all the time, and they forget to look within themselves. They’re so great in there! They know everything. They don’t need anything. They’re absolutely perfect and happy. They are strong enough to withstand any, any obstacle in this world. They’re strong enough to laugh at problems, and they’re strong enough even not to feel the suffering! Why do they keep looking outside for any solution?” Do you understand what I say? (Yes.) Sometimes it’s not that I’m lazy. I’m just... I’m just struggling between to be a Buddha or not to be a Buddha with you. Do you understand this? Or do you have this feeling sometimes? No? Yes? (Yes.) OK, hang on to that!
Hang on to that all-knowing, all-sufficient, all-perfect, all-wisdom and all-contentment. That’s what you are! Really, you don’t need anything. All this suffering is really just playing. You don’t care about that! You don’t really suffer at all. Just the body and the mind. But still you know it, and you don’t bother about that. Really, you don’t. Really, you don’t care. I don’t know why sometimes you choose to forget. You forget that you’re really great, you really know everything, that you are really self-sufficient, and that you really don’t care whatever happens to this body and this physical environment. But you forget that, huh? Never mind. It’s also fun to forget, I guess.
It’s fun to forget, play dumb for a while. Just like me, I’m playing “dumb blonde” for a change. When I went to the hairdresser, I said, “Hey, I need some disguise. Make me different, OK?” He said, “No! You look good! You look great with your dark hair. It’s mysterious. It’s exotic. It’s oriental. It’s sexy!” I said, “No, no. Why? Why? I want to have different hair!” He said, “No, no! Dark hair is supposed to be for intelligent people.” I said, “I want to be a dumb blonde. Do you mind?” I don’t know where the story about dumb blondes came from. I guess they’re not dumb, they’re just easy. They’re not too complicated. They don’t try to think too much, and that’s why they think they’re dumb. I don’t feel any dumber since my hair changed. I guess you are not.
There are some bad stories about blondes. You want to hear? (Yes.) It’s on the internet. There was a blonde lady, very beautiful and very lively, and she’s very against dumb blonde jokes because a lot of people make jokes about dumb blondes, and she hates it so much. So she started a movement against dumb blonde jokes. Anything, anytime, if any dumb blonde joke came up, she’d stand up for her rights. So one day she was driving alone, and along a highway, somewhere, in a car, and she looked to her right side of the highway. In a wheat field, there was a blonde girl sitting there on a boat. In a wheat field. You know the story already? No. OK. So, she was so mad! She opened the window and shouted toward that person, “Hey, you! Whatever you try to make fun of the dumb blonde there, you be careful! If only I could swim over there, I’d give you hell!” You got it, or not? No. (Yes.) Yeah! On a boat. I don’t know why all these jokes about blondes. They’re OK.
You have any more questions? What is the easiest country in Europe? I wanted to ask you. (Actually, there are many easy countries there.) For visa. For everybody. (Maybe these new countries. Because the EU, the European Union, have made some difficulty, because they’re afraid that too many people will come from these Asian countries and want to stay there. But these new countries, they are now open.) Welcome. (More open. And later on, they want to also join the European nations. And that’s why later on maybe will come some difficulty. But right now, it’s open.) Now it’s easy! Oh! So if you want to immigrate to Europe, it’s the time. Hungary, for example. Is that what you mean? New country, right? (Yes, something like Slovenia and these countries.) A lot of countries are still easy in Europe. Those stronger countries, maybe already more established countries, may be difficult. But the later independent countries still have a lot of room. It’s not so bad.
(And, Master, one thing that... Before yesterday, one Taiwanese [Formosan] brother gave a good idea. They explained that in Taipei they wanted to buy a school for meditation. And maybe this is also a good idea in Hungary. And maybe we can have an organic food school, a research institute, or some foundation like this.) Then we’d have a lot of rooms, a lot of toilets already. That’s not bad! Not a bad idea. (So, everybody is happy, because for the country it’s also good.) Cool, cool! Yeah! Organic research institute. Wow! How about that? Not bad. OK. You try to find out if that’s possible. (OK.) And some of our brothers and sisters probably like to do some research. I mean they can eat, and... whatever organic vegan food comes, we can research. Very fast. Our group is qualified for researching vegan food. Yeah, yeah! That’s good. Maybe possible. (We’ll try to find out.)
OK. How about other countries? (Indonesia!) Indonesia. Oh! What? (We have so many islands, you can choose which one you want.) It’s cool! (And the climate is always good for vegetarian [vegan food], all year...) Yes, but your country was a little troubled... (Yes, this time…) Is it OK now? (Will be nicer after that. We have like a teenager period.) Oh, yes. (To be a democracy...) Now it’s already adulthood? Well, I’m glad for your country. It has become very much better. (I think in five years or ten years it will be paradise.) It’s already good now. Yes. (Yes.) I like your country very much. (Just one person is bad, and then everything is going down. But I think many people, they are friendly and open. You don’t need a visa. Three months for free. For the Asians, all the Asians, it’s three months for free.) Yes. I guess. (Even the Europeans, maybe they don’t need it. That’s it.)
I have to ask some of my “psychics group” to research. (Yes, we have many psychics there.) No, no! Here, here! Anybody who has psychic power, raise your hand. Used to do, like, kind of “hoola-hup” stuff, raise your hand. Anybody here? Taiwan (Formosa). The brother and the Taoist master, could you please check it out? By tossing divination blocks. It is fun! It’s fun! I’ll introduce you to my psychics group. Come here! You guys, come up to have some fun. Come here, come here! So, OK, I’ll tell you what: I don’t want to be responsible for which country I should stay. So, I’m going to ask these people. If they see everything’s OK, if they say OK, I go. So I’m not responsible. So you don’t ever blame me anything! And if you want to blame – it’s them! Come here. The brother and the Taoist master, come up. Anybody else who’s psychic, come here! Hey, let’s play for fun. It’s my birthday!
You guys, come up. How many? You guys and the Taoist master, and who else? Those who toss the divination blocks. Hurry up! Hurry! The three of you, show it. You, come and show it! Also your group of friends. There are several people who used to practice tossing of the divination blocks. And if there’s anyone from other countries, come up also. Anybody else from other countries, please come here. We need a little consultation here. Come over here, sit here! This is Taiwan (Formosa) only. Any other countries have psychics? Please come up. I’m serious! Sit here, sit here, sit here. Come up and sit here. This is a Taoist and that one is a Taoist too. He’s also a Taoist. Chinese Taoist! Anyone from mainland China? Anyone from Indonesia? Anyone from Europe? All of you who have boasted of powers of future and past and whatever, come up here! That’s it? My God! I heard all of you have a lot of magical power. You don’t have? Anyone who used to have magical powers to see into the future, and feng shui and all that, come up here.
No, one of them is an architect. So, you know the Chinese people, they love to ask about feng shui, so he has to know a little. And the other one, he stayed next to the Great Ghost Lake all the time, and the ghosts tell him everything about what happens in the future. And one of these elderly brothers, he’s been studying all kinds of things... for how long? Three years? Three years? For how long have you been learning these things? (I forgot.) He has no translation device. The Taoist master has no translation device. Give him one, brother. Tell me. Tell me, is it better to go to Hungary or Indonesia? Anywhere else suggestion, just tell me, and they’ll tell them right away, good or bad. And I’m not responsible at all! They are one of you. So, don’t ask me anything – where I should go, and what’s good. These people have your fate in their hands. You’d better pray! (We can change the future, so, it doesn’t matter.) I know, I know, but they believe in feng shui more than the future.
Tell me. Hungary or Indonesia? She said there’re many islands in Indonesia. You have heard about it, right? As to Hungary, he said the land there is very cheap now. We can even set up schools and live there for a long time. Both are the same; both can do the same things. Now you wait and see. The power of psychics... Welcome to the show! Speak up. Speak up. These people are very famous in Taiwan (Formosa). A lot of people go to them when looking for a wife and husband who disappeared. Very powerful in Taiwan (Formosa). “Manipulating” the whole political and economic situation in Taiwan (Formosa).
