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Dr. Smith felt that he was unlucky because none of his patients were ever cured. So, his wife also felt very strange. Then she asked him one day, “Darling, why were none of your patients ever cured? People say your skills are inferior.” So, Dr. Smith said, “No, no, no, it’s not like that. I graduated from the medical college with distinction. My skills are superior, but the patients are inferior. That’s the problem.” So, the wife said, “Really? How can your patients be inferior?” So, the doctor said, “I treat them according to the medical books, but they don’t have the illness according to the medical books.”
A husband said to the wife, “Why don’t women pay more attention to cultivation of manner, reading more to feel inner beauty, but always doing skin care at the beauty salon instead, spending time on the superficial external beauty?” So, the wife said, “That’s because most men are superficial, but few of them are blind.” Don’t understand. Ha, ha.
A student wrote the following on his pre-Christmas examination paper, “Only God knows the answer to this question. Merry Christmas!” The professor returned the paper with the following notation, “God gets an ‘A’ and you get an ‘F.’ Happy New Year!”
