Quickly, man. Your job is not to look. Take photos. (Yes.) (You’re so beautiful.) Something else. Again, quick. (You’re so beautiful.) (One, two. Thank You, Master.) (Oh, You’re beautiful!) The whole thing? The basket’s in the front? Right? (No, that’s cropped.) Huh? (Yes.) OK. OK. Sorry, guys. One more take. Oh, I love your hair. You know, maybe I should call you inside my room. But I never remember. Come on. Come on, quick, quick. You know, they do it like that. (Yes.) A lot. (Yes, they do it for art.) (“Sweetie, smile sweetie!”) Why don’t you do it? (Maybe.) She just talks. (Yes.) (Thank You, Master.) (Beautiful.) Muchas gracias. All for you. (Beautiful.) (Yes.) (You look beautiful.) So that when I’m old and have no teeth left, you’ll look at these pictures, and you’ll remember; “Wow, She was beautiful!”
Come guys, there’s some more room here, more room. (More room.) Come, more room here. Come here. Here, here. Here, here, here. Yeah, come, there are some [places] here. There’s room here. Here. So when I don’t have any more teeth, you’ll remember, “Oh She…. Look at that picture! That was only a few years ago!” Will you still feed me and love me when I’m 74. When I’m 84, will you still love and feed me when I’m 84, or 94. I was in the bathroom and I was thinking, “Oh, now they make me wear so many different clothes just for advertisements. And suppose when I’m older, I have no teeth, what am I to do? Who’s going to wear all this?” Treasure all these pictures. Time goes fast! And get old and I have no more teeth and then in the end I look like that.
Now we’re going to laugh our heads off a little bit. (Yes.) Too much serious business. The Buddha’s, God’s business is too serious. We’ve got to laugh a little bit, alright, guys? (Yes.) If you don’t want to laugh, you’re welcome to go out. There you are. I’m ready. Are you? (Yes!) Yeah! Here it comes. Oh, my God. You know what I saw here? “Getting older.” Yeah, it’s here, I’m not kidding. See that? (Yes.) We were just talking about getting old, and there, “Getting older.” Now. That was yesterday, we had some already. In a park, two passers-by had a conversation. You don’t have the TV on? (Yes.) It’s OK, I can see some. She can sit there but, you want to come here? Sit here. A little bit like that. And see how pretty I am while I’m still young. While I still have a chance to see that I am young and pretty. (Oh.) A few more years, I won’t dare to look at the TV anymore because wherever I look, it will be the same. OK. Now. Who knows. (You’re still beautiful.) I know, now, but I’m talking about the future. (You still will.) Who knows. (Yes.)
Maybe in a few years, none of us are here. As I told you, the way the world’s going. (We’ll get it right.) If we cannot make it, if the governments decide not to do anything, if the people in the world are not doing anything, maybe we will all “sayōnara (goodbye).” Then I don’t need to worry about the wrinkles on my face. We don’t need to make a television over here, nada. Now. One minute. Some powder. Just for the television. Wow, see how much work I have to do? It’s like a theater here. Alright. Is it OK? Does it stay in the way? No? Alright. Oh, I love these clothes. It’s a little bit loose. So… Not like the one yesterday. Oh, gosh! After they gave me breakfast, lunch and dinner, all in one meal, they made me wear that kind of clothes. It’s like a killer without a knife. OK, now.
In a park, two people were having a conversation, park goers having a conversation. And one said to the other, “Look, I really can’t see whether the kid sliding down is a boy or a girl.” So, the other one said, “A boy. He’s my son.” So, the first one said, “Oh, sorry. I didn’t know you are his father.” So, the person said, “No, I’m his mother.”
It’s true sometimes. Sometimes it’s like that. You can’t even tell whether a man is a man or is a woman. No? (Yes.) And sometimes even when a woman looks like a woman, it’s not necessarily a woman. You know all this. (Yes.) I’ll tell you a secret. In the world, one-fourth of the population look like women, but they’re not women. (Oh.) And one-fifth look like men, but they’re not men. (Oh. Wow.) And another one-fifth are not either, but both men and women. (Wow.) “Bi.” (Yes.) So, things are not always the way they look. (Yes.)
So, if you have a real woman for a wife and a real man as a husband, be happy. It’s not always that you can find it. Yeah, some people, they’re married to each other but... They even have kids and all that, and then one day suddenly, the husband left (Yes.) (Oh.) for another man. Or the wife left for another woman. (Yes.) Sometimes, in the middle of the marriage, they realize that they’re not what they are. They didn’t even know that before. They didn’t know what it was. Sometimes they’re school chums and then they married each other, after some time they just marry like everybody else. There’s peer pressure. You’ve known each other for a long time, it’s a time to get married. Everybody expects it. So, you have the wedding, and then you take each other on a honeymoon, and then now and again, you make a kid, and it seems like a perfect family. But it’s not always the same. Not always the way it looks. So, don’t be surprised if your husband or your wife wakes up in the middle of the night somewhere, goes out and realizes that he or she is not what he or you think he/she is and then disappears. Many people disappear just like that. (Yes.) Went out to buy chewing gum and then never came back. You just have to accept the fact that it’s like that. (Yes.)
I also did not know, truly. I never looked into such a matter. I thought, “All women are women, all men are men.” Until recently, I bumped into so many “no man, no woman,” and “no woman, no man.” It’s not like I don’t love them or anything. I was just surprised, because I always thought, for example, “That girl is a woman or that boy is a man.” And then, I was sometimes shocked. Not too shocked, just surprised. I thought, “I know all these things.” And I encounter them sometimes. But I didn’t know there are so many. They’re almost everywhere, one-fourth of the population and one-fifth of the population. And another one-fifth is both, “bi.” It’s OK. They’re just like us, they’re just different. What? (I learned something.) What are you? (Check him out.) Check you out. Go check him out. Go check. When I was talking about that, he was just sitting [and thinking], “Wow! Oh, wow.” Don’t worry about other people. Worry about you, what you are.
But it doesn’t matter what you are; I love you all the same. The “L,” the “G,” and the “B.” LGB. I love them all. Don’t worry about that. I just didn’t think there are so many. They’re just in a transition period, that’s all. (Yes.) Between man to woman or vice versa. That’s how things get mixed up. No wonder Buddha said, “You look at a man or a woman the same, it’s the best for you.” Like this, no surprise, no disappointment, nada. It’s good. OK. But don’t...What do you look at me for? Don’t ever dream about it. They’re like a horse(-person).
Well, we have been in the cycle of evolution all the time, ever since we existed on the planet. Sometimes we are a man, sometimes we are a woman. It depends on the situation. The liberated person can become a man or can incarnate as a woman. It depends on the situation. Like, at this time, I incarnate as a woman, because all the men they did a lousy job up to now. I’m just kidding. Don’t be offended. Can You take a joke? Actually, it didn’t work very well, so I tried this time to take a woman’s body, to see if it’s any better. Is it better? (Yes!) Why? Why? (Because You’re beautiful.) (More beautiful than a man.) More beautiful? (Yes.) (More detailed.) More what? (Detail.) (More detailed.) More detailed? (Yes.) What kind of “tail”? (More love.) (More love.) More love? (Yes.) Are you sure? (More colorful.) (More caring.) More colorful, more caring. (More considerate.) More considerate. (Yes.) (Compassion.) More? (More sensitive.) (Compassion.) Compassion? Are you sure about all this? Man, all these names, I love!
Any more attributes that are music to my ears? (More [vegan] candies.) More (vegan) candies? It’s true, I’m telling you. When I was in India, I stayed in different ashrams. They don’t have (vegan) candies like this. They just have popcorn at the most. Giving popcorn with bare hands. Sometimes I thought, “Wow, I don’t know how much blessing goes in there, but... it’s difficult to ignore the fact that you have seen such… Yeah, anyway. You just close your eyes and pop it in your mouth. In case there’s some blessing, it’s a waste not to take it. Anyway, OK. They don’t mind. You know, the gurus, they are very, very humorous anyway. I think they’re not offended. If they are, so what? I’m a woman. I say what I want. Right? (Yes.) (Yes.) People only give the men a hard time. When they look at a woman and a pretty one as such, they would not do anything. Not much. Just shrug, maybe blow kisses.
Photo Caption: “Golden Dream for the Big Future!”
